D3 body, D1 cock
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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