You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
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He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
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It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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