Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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