Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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