Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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