there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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