What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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