Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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