I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
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I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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