butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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