Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
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This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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