ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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