ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I have already put on my inside pants.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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