R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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