dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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