your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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