He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
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