I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Randomize
