awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
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I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
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Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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