i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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