Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
