Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
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Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
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If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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