Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
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Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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