are you still at the devil's house?
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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