That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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