I'm drive I can fine osifer
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
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