were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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