So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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