you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.