We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
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Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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