how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine