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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.

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  Haha how do you remember that?

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  HOW COULD I FORGET?!

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?

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  Don't tempt me, I need beer money.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  i just made my gag reflex go away.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working

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• (819): View more from Quebec

  I feel awkward giving career advice while naked

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.

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