Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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