You really coming over, don't trick.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
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Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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