Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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