Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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