i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
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I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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