I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
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Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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