You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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