Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
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You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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