So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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