Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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