That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Ketchup is God's man juice
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
