i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
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