I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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