I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
My first STD was from a foam party
where am i from again
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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