STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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