Don't you send me to vm
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
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He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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