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I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
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