I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
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Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
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So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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