but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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