oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
high people should be assigned attendants
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I had to cum in my sink.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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