i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
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btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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