i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
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that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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