butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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