remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
is wine microwaveable?
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
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I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
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Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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