she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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